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BOY GEORGE MICHAEL JACKSON BROWNE
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an adventure in 24 episodes
That's right- Boy George Michael
Jackson Browne is now available in its entire, glorious self! If
you haven't seen this movie before, beware- you're in for a bizarre but enjoyable treat.
There are many ways to watch the film:
Download or watch
the following low and hi res quicktime files for free (instructions below.)
Watch the film streamed in different formats through our partner sites.
Order
a cd-rom of the quicktimes (choose from 3 sizes!) for a mere $3, or
TWELVE BUCKS is all it costs to own the inexpensive home video! The entire series on one tape - we guarantee it's the best deal this side of Blockbuster!
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THE EPISODES
all movies require 
WINDOWS: click to watch, right-click to download
MAC: click to watch, control-click to download
Rather than streaming the files, which usually
results in freezing and stuttering while you watch, our quicktimes fully load on your computer before playing.
This forces you to wait a few minutes (more or less, depending on your connection) before watching the movie, but
the end result is better- full video playback with no interruptions. You may or may not see anything happen while
the movie downloads, depending on your browser- DON'T PANIC. Be patient. When it's fully loaded, it will play.
We recommend you download the movie to your hard drive instead- this lets you play it whenever you want, move it
to another computer, etc. Otherwise, you're forced to watch it inside the web browser, off the internet. Remember,
you also have the choice of watching the movies streamed in different formats through our Website Partners.
We fully encourage you to download, burn,
and distribute the episodes (as long as no profit is involved!) Our sound is top-notch, so crank those speakers
up!
Problems, suggestions, comments: email us!
CHOOSE FROM 5 VERSIONS:
1 LOW RES 320x240 Not bad looking video for the size of the file; ideal if your connection is slow or your computer
is older- plays on a 233 mhz computer just fine.
2 LOW RES 480x360 Same low bitrate as the previous file, but a larger screen makes for a better viewing experience.
Almost played on our 233 mhz computer, it should play fine on a 300 mhz.
3 HI RES 320x240 A higher bitrate gives you better looking video and a larger file size, but this plays fine on a
233 mhz computer.
4 HI RES 480x360 Great looking video plus the larger screen; plays beautifully on a 400 mhz computer, even at double-size,
and looks great and sounds great- RECOMMENDED SIZE FOR WATCHING
5 HI RES 640x480 High bitrate, full size video, this monster is great if you have a super computer! We got it to
play on a 1.4 gig-processor computer, but it wouldn't play smoothly on a 733 mhz computer... so if your computer
is somewhere in between, go for it! It's not that large a file considering the package!
Some versions are no longer available due to space limitations.
For $2 we'll send you a cd-rom with a full set of episodes encoded in any of the above versions- take your pick!
CLICK TO ORDER
The First Episode
READ AT YOUR OWN RISK - SPOILERS AHEAD!
Welcome to Episode 1, where you will discover our protagonists, the romantically-troubled Matt & Melissa, who
begin the series with a simple, average night out at the movies. This seemingly innocent date kicks off an adventure
so bizarre it requires no mind-altering herbs at all! Who is the Gunman? It all starts right here!
Being the first episode,
it is by far the longest one of the series- hence, the somewhat larger file sizes. For a 11.5 minute episode, these
files are pretty small!
Low Resolution, 320 x 240 24
mb
Hi Resolution, 480 x 360 51
mb
The Second Episode
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Having entered a very strange party, Melissa’s sanity is now toyed with as she struggles to figure out just what
the hell is going on. Add to that a guy that seems to know a little too much for her own comfort, and you have
the makings of a truly paranoid Episode 2. Good luck figuring it out…
Low Resolution, 320 x 240 14
mb
Hi Resolution, 480 x 360 28
mb
The Third Episode
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The Guy That Knows Everything is in full effect as he blasts
his uncontestable logic into Melissa’s romantic past. What’s the gossip? Only he can tell. Embarrassing details
revealed! Unerotic kissing scenes! It’s all here in Episode 3- too gross for comfort.
Low Resolution, 320 x 240 10
mb
- Hi Resolution, 480 x 360 20
mb
The Fourth Episode
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The Gunman's adventure continues as he discovers his mission in life. We'd tell you what it is, but then you wouldn't
watch this wonderful Episode 4. As a bonus, you get a razor-sharp exposé on the Truth behind one of TV’s
most popular shows- you won't find this on Entertainment Tonight!
Low Resolution, 320 x 240 13
mb
- Hi Resolution, 480 x 360 28
mb
The Fifth Episode
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Boy, is this one chalk full of action. See death! See strange things happen in dark movie theatres! See amazing
special effects galore! Guys… see the inside of the Women's bathroom! Girls… check out those urinals in the Men's
room! Oh yes, it's Episode 5, where we dare cross that line!
Low Resolution, 320 x 240 17
mb
- Hi Resolution, 480 x 360 34
mb
The Sixth Episode
READ AT YOUR OWN RISK - SPOILERS AHEAD!
Take a break and grab a bite to eat with Matt and his new Alien Buddy. Get to know what they think of us in outer
space while we hang out in an authentic 50's diner. See the Alien piss people off with his politically incorrect
questions. Can you blame him? He doesn't know any better- he's just an Alien, for Pete's sake, and this is Episode
6, the one that mentions Adolf Hitler!
Low Resolution, 320 x 240 15
mb
- Hi Resolution, 480 x 360 33
mb
The Seventh Episode
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We interrupt this Episode 7 with a word from our Creator… has he got a deal for you! Then off we go with the Gunman
as he hits the open road… only to find an unwanted guest. Need we say more? Good, because we're running out of
things to say. Stop bugging us and watch the damn episode.
Low Resolution, 320 x 240 22
mb
- Hi Resolution, 480 x 360 42
mb
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The Eighth Episode
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Voted most popular episode by a lot of people in Massachusetts, Episode 8 has it all… unfortunately, we can't spoil
it for you here. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll go out and buy the soundtrack. Think this is just hype? Just
you watch. We dare you.
Low Resolution, 320 x 240 13
mb
- Hi Resolution, 480 x 360 26
mb
The Ninth Episode
READ AT YOUR OWN RISK - SPOILERS AHEAD!
Melissa enters her strangest world yet, full of eyeballs, mountains, and robots. Why can't she swear? How will
she escape? Will she take a hit from that bong or not? Ah yes, drug humor's always a winner here in Episode 9.
If that's not enough, find out what happens to the Gunman as he continues his search for… the Censor.
Low Resolution, 320 x 240 21
mb
- Hi Resolution, 480 x 360 40
mb
The Tenth Episode
READ AT YOUR OWN RISK - SPOILERS AHEAD!
Voted most popular episode by all the other people in Massachusetts who didn't vote for Episode 8, this is the
one where it all comes together. Meet Smitty, then find out why he's the Man. Wrestle with aspect ratios. Watch
the Guy That Knows Everything get a taste of his own medicine … it's all in Episode 10, with a scene so provocative
we almost got arrested filming it.
Low Resolution, 320 x 240 22
mb
- Hi Resolution, 480 x 360 47
mb
The Eleventh Episode
READ AT YOUR OWN RISK - SPOILERS AHEAD!
Who is Joe the Alkie? Where is the Censor? Is he near the Giant Bongo? This is no Dr. Seuss book, this is Episode
11, where Censorship and Lemonade go hand in hand. Will the Gunman finally get what he's been looking for? Watch
the episode and find out.
Low Resolution, 320 x 240 10
mb
- Hi Resolution, 480 x 360 22
mb
The Twelfth Episode
READ AT YOUR OWN RISK - SPOILERS AHEAD!
Where's Oprah when you need her? The gang has finally arrived, but who's pulling the strings? And why is everything
about SEX, SEX, SEX? And why are you still reading this? Get your hand on that mouse button and watch Episode 12-
the episode you're not allowed to miss.
Low Resolution, 320 x 240 15
mb
- Hi Resolution, 480 x 360 34
mb
CLICK HERE TO MOVE ON TO THE NEXT
BATCH OF EPISODES
TRAILERS
Seven in all, rotated sporadically due to space limitations. Send us an email if you're interested
in seeing all seven.
all movies require
WINDOWS: click to watch, right-click to download
MAC: click to watch, control-click to download
Rather than streaming the files, which usually
results in freezing and stuttering while you watch, our quicktimes fully load on your computer before playing.
This forces you to wait a few minutes (more or less, depending on your connection) before watching the movie, but
the end result is better- full video playback with no interruptions. You may or may not see anything happen while
the movie downloads, depending on your browser- DON'T PANIC. Be patient. When it's fully loaded, it will play.
We recommend you download the movie to your hard drive instead- this lets you play it whenever you want, move it
to another computer, etc. Otherwise, you're forced to watch it inside the web browser, off the internet. Remember,
you also have the choice of watching the movies streamed in different formats through our Website Partners.
We fully encourage you to download, burn,
and distribute the episodes (as long as no profit is involved!) Our sound is top-notch, so crank those speakers
up!
Problems, suggestions, comments: email us!
Today's 30 second trailer:
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5.8 megs low res 3.6 megs
PARTNERS
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